Tour Rules and Entertainment Ideas for Adult and University Sports Tours

You can be sure that if you've booked your rugby tour, hockey tour, cricket tour or football tour Tours 4 Sport you'll have a brilliant time wherever you are touring to but just to give you a little light entertainment here are some suggested sports tour rules for your team. The tour organiser for your team can appoint a tour court to oversee fines arising from non-compliance with the tour laws. We'll leave the fines up to you. Above all make sure that everyone on tour has a great time as part of your team both on the field and off. Click here for some great fundraising ideas and more information on how to organise a sports tour.

• Rule number one! "What goes on tour stays on tour"
• 'Tour Court ' session to be held each morning at breakfast. Appropriate fines and punishments will be doled out by the tour management.
• Everyone must have a 'permission to tour' letter from their mother/girlfriend.
• Everyone must have 2 minutes of entertainment prepared, and can be called upon to perform this at any time eg. Songs, jokes, party tricks etc.
• Everyone must attend breakfast and each tour court session.
• Forbidden words. Anyone saying a certain word on tour will be fined. Good words to choose are the name of the country you are visiting, the currency, or the sport you are playing.
• No finger pointing.
• 'Rolling Fire' can be called by Tour management in pubs. Upon hearing the call, all tourists must finish their drinks immediately and leave the venue.
• All tourists must be able to answer the question put to them in the local language; failure to do so correctly will result in a fine. Example question: Good morning, how is your head? Example answer: Awful, I had a couple of drinks yesterday and I feel bad now.
• All phone calls home must be done in front of the rest of the group, and must finish with a chorus "love you" from the entire group.
• Any non playing tour members must dress up as cheerleaders whilst watching the team play.
• Tour virgins must choreograph and perform their own Haka before the fixture.
• A tour translator will be appointed, who must act as an interpreter during all public speaking. They cannot have any previous experience of the language in question.
• The following can be nominated by the tour court at any time. Dancemaster - when the Dancemaster dances, the last person to dance gets fined. Thumbmaster - The Thumbmaster secretly puts their thumb on the table, the last person to put their thumb on the table gets a fine. Headmaster - The Headmaster puts their head on the table, the last person to do so gets a fine.

These sports tour laws are meant as light entertainment so please don't take them too seriously. Tours4 ltd accepts no liability for the actions of tourists following these suggestions. Please remember to drink responsibly on tour as you are representing your club and your country. That's the legal stuff out the way, now go and have fun.